Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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