Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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