I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
Randomize
