I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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