What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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