Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
you mean i was at the winter classic?
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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