Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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