I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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