Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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