have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
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