That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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