Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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