I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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