normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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