so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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