When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Randomize
