He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
send nudes
from the living room?
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