I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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