I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I have demons in me.
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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