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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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