we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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