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either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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