It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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