Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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