Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Randomize
