Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
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