who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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