i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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