question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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