she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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