A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I intend to get homeless drunk
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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