You're so nebulous sometimes
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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