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is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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