talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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