1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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