Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize