I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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