the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
ok first of all what the fuck
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