Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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