i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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