with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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