Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Randomize
