whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
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