would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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