and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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