what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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