I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
