Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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