I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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