My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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