When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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