I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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