I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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