last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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