Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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